Utterly-Useless-Listing

This is a list of facts, trivia, and other utterly useless information. Browse at your own risk.

Subpages:

• Utterly-Useless-Listing 2.0
• What is a better question?
• The Futility of Existence

Warning: the information contained within this list may cause irreparable harm to your mental health and/or productivity.

Random Utterly-Useless Facts:

• The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 1 minute and 1 second.
• The shortest war in history was between Bliar and Vardia in 1876 and lasted 2 hours.
• The longest word in the dictionary has 45 letters.
• You can't see the wind. You can feel its presence, but not its face.
• The longest recorded distance a chicken has flown is 1,400 meters.

Utterly-Useless Trivia:

• What is the airspeed of an unladen snail?
• Who invented the first toilet?
• What is the square root of 42?
• Is the answer 42?

Utterly-Useless-Listing's Famous Quote:

"A list of utterly-useless facts is not a list at all. A list of utterly-useless facts is a list, but it's not really a list."

— The great and powerful Utterly-Useless-Listing himself